I'm YOUR FAVORITE CHILD | funny sarcastic soy candle

I'm YOUR FAVORITE CHILD | funny sarcastic soy candle

Marsoni

M251S

$364.50

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I'm YOUR FAVORITE CHILD | funny sarcastic soy candleThis is a 14 oz. soy candle. Hand poured. 100% Natural Soy Wax. Contains NO dyes, and is natural in color. All natural COTTON wicks only. No lead, no zinc. We do NOT use essential oils we use high quality candle fragrance oils, most of which are also skin safe. Choose your own fragrance from the drop down list. We use the maximum amount of high quality fragrance the wax will hold, so you will get the best hot and cold scent throw. Comes in a reusable

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This has become the most engaged my dog has ever been with a toy. He chewed these acorns for an hour and a half STRAIGHT. Sadly, he was able to shred both acorns by this time. For dogs with a normal chewing and shredding amount, this toy would be perfect. However, for a super chewer like our dog (Lab/Malamute), it seems like we're going to need something stronger...

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Reviewed in the United States on December 6, 2025

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Alyse_Luurtsema

Houston, US

★★★★★ 5

A favorite for my small destroyers

Color: Monsieur Acorn - Large, Color: Monsieur Acorn - Large

My small destroyer dogs LOVE these toys and are always surprised to find another toy after the first and second violent de-stuffing. Definitely a supervision toy for safety, but my terriers love doing their thing when these come out and they last much longer than I had anticipated. Color, design and value all as described, however I literally do not remember if it did squeak because the squeaker would be the first thing gone

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Reviewed in the United States on March 25, 2026

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Catherine Burns

Houston, US

★★★★★ 1

Doesn’t hold up at all.

Color: Hare - Large, Color: Hare - Large

Received this today, and it lasted less than an hour before it had to be taken away to prevent it being eaten.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 11, 2026

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Mom2Yorkies

Port Orchard, US

★★★★★ 5

My dogs love these toys which I would described more as plush bouncy balls.

Style: Small 2.6" (6 Pack)

My dogs usually like to chase small balls. However I thought they might like a change so I ordered a set of these. Boy my dogs love them! These toys are smaller and are more round and ball-like. When I throw them they are light weight and they bounce along on smooth flooring. They are made of a soft plush outer fabric and filled with soft stuffing. The squeaker doesn't work very well on any of them but it doesn't bother my dogs at all. I like the bright colors because they are easy to spot when they roll under a chair or table.

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Reviewed in the United States on January 24, 2026