


Constitution Is My Dump Stat T-Shirt
Marsoni
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Friday, May 29
Constitution Is My Dump Stat T-ShirtFunny D&D shirt for tabletop players who live for bad rolls and worse puns. Great gift for Dungeons & Dragons players, DMs, and party members who like their fantasy a little unhinged. Premium Quality: Gildan Softstyle Tee with tube knit cut for lasting comfort. Classic UNISEX Tee true to size and pre shrunk. Made from 100% ring spun, ethically grown U. S. cotton that's lightweight and breathable. Easy Care: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. DTG
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